bloodelfprincess:

binarygeek:

bloodelfprincess:

binarygeek:

bloodelfprincess replied to your post:===> Be in love with yourself.

Ohgodnostop. I’m laughing too hard It hurts xD

you thiink you have iit bad? 

ii’m too beautiiful iit hurt2

Don’t lie. We both know it’s so funny because it’s a total lie. I’m the real beauty. ;D 

[blinks and looks at a mirror again] Na ii’m 2tiill ~prettier~

I paid that mirror to lie to you. 

..ii2 thii2 true, miirror? [clutches his/her heart, hurt]

bloodelfprincess:

binarygeek:

bloodelfprincess replied to your post:===> Be in love with yourself.

Ohgodnostop. I’m laughing too hard It hurts xD

you thiink you have iit bad? 

ii’m too beautiiful iit hurt2

Don’t lie. We both know it’s so funny because it’s a total lie. I’m the real beauty. ;D 

[blinks and looks at a mirror again] Na ii’m 2tiill ~prettier~

vvriska:

binarygeek replied to your post: Sometimes I contempl8 talking to more people…

and that’2 comiing from 2omeone who just talked about other people’2 haiir

Reason I am talking a8out Lalonde’s hair 8eing is that I’m the only decent person to talk to on this site so I guess I might as well talk to myself!!!!!!!!

riight. woe ii2 you

bloodelfprincess replied to your post: ===> Be in love with yourself.

Ohgodnostop. I’m laughing too hard It hurts xD

you thiink you have iit bad? 

ii’m too beautiiful iit hurt2

ticktocksheep replied to your post: ===> Be in love with yourself.

s0 i c0uldnt match up t0 y0u s0llux? 0_0

2orry AA, ii’m too perfect even for you

again, for how long

>You happened to pass by a mirror, and for reasons unknown, you stopped abruptly to gaze at your incredibly beautiful and cool self. There’s no one else who can match up to you, NO ONE. Your hands moved towards the mirror, touching your reflection’s face in awe and fascination. 

Perfectiion.

for how long

>Your hair started growing and there’s some sort of strange happening in your chest part and in between your legs. Something is forming, and it’s making you feel weird

>You look down only to see there’s a tiny excuse for breasts, and somewhere inside your pants, something important was replaced

..what the fuck

====> Enter command

Your name is Sollux Captor and you have just read this reading material called FANFICTION about your TROLL self. You currently have a lot of FEELINGS about it but you’re still keeping your cool. 

==>

apeshitbonerners:

Your name is Sollux Captor and you’re just starting to piece together what just happened.

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